FNF: Dine ‘N’ Dash vs Tess

Rating:4.2 (84 votes)
Released:December 9, 2025
Technology:HTML5 (Unity WebGL)
Platforms:Browser (desktop, mobile, tablet)
FNF: Dine 'N' Dash vs Tess

Get ready to face off against Tess, the no-nonsense diner owner, in the rhythm-packedFNF: Dine ‘N’ Dash vs Tessmod! AfterBoyfriendandGirlfriendattempt to dine and dash, they’re quickly caught — and the only way out is to win a rap battle. This mod brings fast-paced beats, unique animations, and a quirky story to life, all playable online with zero downloads required.

What Is FNF: Dine ‘N’ Dash vs Tess?

In this mod, Boyfriend and Girlfriend head to a retro-style diner for a casual meal — but they soon realize they forgot their cash! As they try to sneak out, they're stopped by Tess, the strict owner who isn’t about to let anyone skip out on the bill. The only way to escape? Beat her in a high-stakesFriday Night Funkin’rap battle!

This mod is now available through aweb-optimized, unblocked FNF port, so you can enjoy it right in your browser. It’s perfect for players using Chromebooks, Macs, or any system that struggles with .exe files. While the online version is super convenient, some features may differ slightly from the full PC release, so consider downloading the mod for the complete experience.

Tracklist: 6 Original Songs

Dine ‘N’ Dash throws downsix custom tracksthat capture the chaos and charm of the mod. Here’s the full list of songs you’ll be jamming to:

  • Order Up
  • Payback
  • Error
  • Robattle
  • Prototype
  • johndoechrome

Each track comes with its own unique vibe, matching the energy of the characters and the escalating tension of the story. Whether it's a calm build-up or a chaotic showdown, the music sets the tone perfectly.

Gameplay & Story Highlights

The mod blends classic FNF gameplay with a fun narrative twist. You start as the underdog trying to escape, but things take a turn when Tess challenges you to a battle. The art style, character animations, and modcharts enhance the experience, making it more than just a musical challenge — it’s a full-on diner drama.

Meet the Mod Creators

Huge thanks go to the talented team behind this mod. Here's a breakdown of the key contributors and their roles:

Main Contributors

  • Offbi– Director, Artist, Animator
  • Rapwned– Composer ofOrder Up,Payback,Error; Voice of Roger
  • Prinny– Composer ofPrototype; Voice of Tess
  • Rareblin– Composer & Charter ofRobattle; Trailer Editor
  • Sol Scribbles– Programmer
  • Wired_Wolf– Main Charter
  • FifLeo– Animator
  • ShadowMarioRobattleModchart
  • EllisBros– Writer; Trailer Editor

Indirect Contributors

  • bb-panzu
  • Jenny Chromatic
  • The Lullaby Mod Dev Team– For the original songMonochrome
  • And somehow…Freddy Fazbear? (Yes, really.)

Game Engine & Base Credits

This mod was built on a strong foundation, with development support from the FNF community:

  • Shadow Mario– Main Programmer
  • bbpanzu– Additional Programming
  • RiverOaken– Main Artist/Animator
  • Thanks to all the GitHub contributors as well!

Original FNF Credits

We also tip our hats to the original FNF creators who made this all possible:

  • ninja_muffin99– Programming
  • PhantomArcade3kandevilsk8r– Artists
  • kawaisprite– Music
  • And everyone else who helped build the open-source FNF project on GitHub.

Final Thoughts

FNF: Dine ‘N’ Dash vs Tess is a great example of how creative the FNF modding community can be. With a fun story, solid music selection, and polished visuals, it's a must-play for any fan of the series. Try it out in your browser today, or download the full version to get the most out of the mod!